Move over, Paris Hilton!

Current mood:	woohoooo, I'm rich! lol
Current music:	The sound of Kat in my ear... ^_^

Hey, people, apparently I'm now an heiress of a £15,000,000 fortune! You all want to be my friends now, right? bwahaha - Check out the fateful email I received today *grins*:


From: Mr. Liam Johnson Sent: Wed 8/10/2005 10:34 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: Account Inactive.


Please accept my sincere apologies if my email does not meet your business
or personal ethics. I introduce myself as Liam a staff in the accounts management
section of a well-known bank here in the United Kingdom.

One of our accounts with holding balance of £15,000,000 (Fifteen Million
British Pounds) has been dormant and last operated, three years ago. From
my investigations and confirmations, the owner of this account, a Foreigner
by name Gerald Stone died on the 4th of January 2002 in a plane crash in
Birmingham here in UK.

Since then, nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money,
as he has no family member that has any knowledge as to the existence
of either the account or the funds; Information from the National Immigration
also states that he was single on entry into the UK.

I have confidentially discussed this issue with some of the bank officials
and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with. We therefore
propose to do business with you, standing in as the next of kin of these
funds from the deceased and funds released to you after due processes have
been followed.

This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate
and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other
illegal act.

On your interest, let me hear from you.

Warm Regards,

Liam

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as a result of e-mail transmission. Please note that we reserve the Right
to monitor and read any emails sent and received under the Telecommunications
(Lawful Business Practice)(Interception of Communications) Regulations 2000.

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(hahahaha I love phony emails sometimes...)